My Dearest Dude and I were texting this afternoon and she asked me how my day had been. After two very long text messages to her, she told me it was a great story and would make a good post. So, at her suggestion, I am posting the exact story I told her. Swear words and all. I did edit out the names of the other adults in my house. Also, the rather unorthodox nicknames for Ben are never said to him, and are meant with nothing but love. Enjoy!
Mr Bootyhead got up at 5am today. Much better than 2am but still…😠 He doesn’t need to wake up until 6:20am. He ran out to his dirt hole again. Oh well… OMG, Dude, I was so freakin cross-eyed tired this morning that I dozed off in the middle of preparing his meds😧😴😕😂 we have to crush his pills & mix w/water and give it to him with an oral syringe. I was sucking the liquid into the syringe and dozed off. Dozed! Off! I spilled the whole thing and had to start over 😤😩😂 After I put him in the van (NO BUS!😆) I went back to bed. I konked out until 12:30pm😮😮 I swam up a few times but never surfaced. I know I needed sleep but I always feel guilty when I sleep half the day. Old baggage, stubborn old baggage. By the time I was awake awake, it was time for him to come home. He’s been okay… he’s a Turdmuffin Midgetshit so there’s always something, but not too bad. While I was talking to his mama on her way home from work (she walks, it’s 1mile) he suddenly stripped off all his clothes. Right there in the living room. Poof! Naked Ben. Alrighty then…😂😂 I made him put his underwear back on. He’s 9, he can’t just get naked. Yes, it’s home & we don’t care but he’s autistic and may not see the difference between home & everywhere else. So, underpants!
And….after I finally fell asleep last night 12:30am-ish, some drama unfolded in my back yard. Actually, right outside the side door, which is right by my bedroom door. A county Marshall hopped our fence & was standing in the open side door (right by my open bedroom door)….
Younger daughter’s partner just happened to be going down the hall and freaked out. I was passed the fuck out this whole time. I heard about it this morning. Zeus was barking in older daughter & Ben’s room but she was shushing him, figured it was an oppossum or something. Anyway, older daughter got up & talked to the Marshall. He was looking for dude that’s been living at our neighbor’s house. We share a backyard fence. Marshall was checking for a back exit cuz they were there to arrest him. (🎶 Bad boys, bad boys…what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they come for you🎶) This guy has been living here awhile. He’s been here before. He’s the ex & father of the woman & adult kids (lots of drama there… another story for another time) Apparently he’s a PEDOPHILE who didn’t register.
The Marshalls arrested him from the front with no trouble.
Can you believe I slept through all this? Luckily I sleep facing away from the door, but still….. AND.. I missed the fun of the take down 😤
So….now you’re caught up😍✨🐞💐💞🌻💖💌🌹😘😘😎