That totally awesome dude over at A Guy Called Bloke put out a post the other day with some jokes and some questions. He has a wicked funny sense of humor and if you don’t already follow him, I suggest you do so. Like, right now.
Here are all the jokes and questions. I’ll be adding my own observations here and there…
Facial hair or sometimes makeup pencil or even tattoos
That’s a good enough phrase…theyre definitely guilty of something.
No, but I did ask how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
I didn’t get an answer.
Not if they inhale through their nose.
The eggs represent fertility and spring. No one wants to see the Bunny’s fertility ideas, and chickens aren’t cute or cuddly
Duh! The Swine Flu.
The paint is easier to check. They don’t necessarily believe there are four billion stars.
It’s the vacuum’s job. Besides, what else is one to do with a thread?
Ummmm, neither. I’d like to have a chat about everything they’ve seen. Assuming, of course, they’ve been around for a good number of years.
I’m more of a gatherer, but I will hunt.
I played around with Ouija Boards with my school friends but someone always cheated.
I have been contacted by unknown spirits on my own. I usually hear, rather than see, them.
Fruit Loops, because I’m colorful, fun, and loopy.
The only spaceship I’ve seen belongs to the Unarius people. I’ve experienced lots of other paranormal stuff.
As to things that can’t be rationally explained…look at the world news. You’ll find irrational, unexplainable things happening Every. Single. Day.
An elephant sized duck would be horrifying. Can you imagine the poop from 100 duck sized elephants? I choose to run away. I’m a lover, not a fighter.
Quickly give it to someone who knows how to do these things. Money and I have a magnetically oppositional relationship. I try to hold onto it, but it always goes away.
Ask if (s)he has made the coffee yet, of course.
I don’t have any coins. I’ve already explained this.
Here’s a bonus question from me:
Why is six afraid of seven?