Oh No Way, Oh So Way

My Dude  Rory has a new little questionnaire he calls Oh No Way, Oh So Way. 

Here we go

Been so drunk, just couldn’t walk

Unfortunately that’s a Oh So Way. I was kind of a party girl in high school. I managed to get to class every day and got my work done, but after school… We had an open campus for lunch, so sometimes even at school🙊

Had a near death experience

I have an experience where I should have died. I was prescribed two 3mg Lunesta pills for my insomnia. One time I was taking pills in my sleep. I took almost the entire bottle during a 24 hour period. I didn’t realize what I had done until I woke up. I don’t take Lunesta anymore. Is that a So Way?

Talked to yourself in public

Oh So Way! All. The. Time.

Lied about age in order to fit in to the crowd

Oh No Way! I may have refrained from mentioning how old I was when I was under age but if asked I always told the truth.

Gatecrashed a party

Oh No Way! Why wouldn’t I be invited?😂😂

Sniffed your underwear to see if it’s clean or dirty

Oh No Way! But I will admit when I was pregnant I sniffed to see if I peed myself or if my water broke. It was my water. I never do anything the normal way so instead of a gush, I just dribbled.

Not paid a restaurant bill … deliberately

Oh No Way! That’s just theft and rude.

Woken up in a strange place, oblivious as  to how you got there

Oh No Way! I’ve woken up and regretted being where I was, but I’ve never not remembered.

Worn clothing inside out

Oh So Way! That was actually a thing we did for Senior Spirit Week in high school. I’ve also done it accidentally many times.

Broken a mirror

Oh So Way! I drop things, knock into things… gravity is wonky in my vicinity.

Believed in a conspiracy theory

If you believe in it, is it a conspiracy theory or is it just a conspiracy?

Been involved in a riot

Oh No Way but I do love a mosh pit!

Punched someone

Oh So Way! I’m not generally a violent person but if you hit me, you better believe I will hit back.

 

Now you guys know stuff about me you didn’t know before. Are you surprised? Are you up to playing along?