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In today’s episode of Weird Ways I’ve Injured Myself we have my right big toe. Not a Happy Dance injury this time, no dancing that dance for a couple weeks.
I was taking some of the junk, I mean toys, that Ben had dragged into the living room back to his room. I noticed that the fan was still in the window and sucking hot air right into his room. So, I climbed onto the bed to get it out and shut the window. So far, so good. I stepped down off the bed and a toy train engine bounced down after me. And landed on my big toe. Ouch!
I went back into the living room, hobbling just a little, wondering what the odds of that toy dislodging perfectly and landing right on my toe of all places were.
My toe continued to hurt for a good five or ten minutes. That train really got me good. I looked down at my toe and discovered that I was bleeding. What were the odds?
I cleaned my toe up and put a bandage over it. It still bled for a bit. Stupid, expletive, expletive, expletive train.
After I was all cleaned and bandaged I sat down with Ben to watch his latest DVD on repeat… Thomas And Friends.
Yep! That’s my life. Never a dull moment at Casa Cuckoo.